D-Von Dudley, a legendary figure in the world of professional wrestling, has shared his unique perspective on the pain inflicted by various in-ring weapons. In a recent YouTube video, the WWE Hall of Famer delves into his personal ranking of pain tolerance tiers for these brutal tools, offering a fascinating insight into the mind of a veteran performer.
Dudley begins with the steel chair, a staple of wrestling matches. He asserts that chair shots are the most excruciating, with the impact on the head being particularly severe. "These chairs hurt worse than anything," he declares, assigning them to the highest pain tier, aptly named 'S [Hurts like a Motherf*****]'. The intensity of these shots, especially when delivered by his tag team partner Bubba Ray, is described as "brain rattling", emphasizing the physical and psychological impact.
Moving on to thumbtacks, Dudley reveals a different perspective. He acknowledges the fear associated with needles, but finds thumbtacks even more terrifying. "There's nothing worse than something as sharp as a needle going through your body," he says, placing thumbtacks in the same 'S' tier as the chair. The fear factor seems to outweigh the physical pain, making thumbtacks a particularly harrowing choice for performers.
The Dudley Boyz's iconic use of tables in their matches brings a nostalgic twist to Dudley's ranking. He admits that tables do hurt, but in a unique way. The financial benefits and the entertainment value of using tables, coupled with the memorable moments they created, elevate their status in his eyes. "Using a table, in my opinion, was very magical," he states, placing tables in the 'S' tier as well. This ranking reflects the performer's appreciation for the creative use of pain in wrestling, turning it into a spectacle that captivated fans.
Dudley's ranking system provides an intriguing glimpse into the world of professional wrestling, where pain is not just endured but also strategically utilized. His commentary highlights the fine line between agony and entertainment, showcasing the performer's understanding of the art's psychological aspects. As a retired legend, D-Von Dudley's insights offer a rare opportunity to explore the human side of this thrilling sport.